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Saturday, 25 August 2012

Eleven Laws Newton Forgot To State explicitly.

19:57 Posted by vijay pasham , , , , No comments
Here are 10 laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world???And specially read the 11th one

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy one.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

NEWTON STRIKES BACK WITH LAW NO 11...

THE LAW OF MOTION..
LOOSE MOTION CANNOT BE DONE IN SLOW MOTION.......!!!

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